"You putting Don Rickles down?" I needled.
(Many compare the techniques of the two.) Some say Leonard resents
Rickles, but Jack E. had this to say:
"Don Rickles is a fan of mine from way back.
Sure he took a little of my stuff, I don't mind. He'd been 24 or
25 years reaching the top, he's paid his dues. Don's a nice guy
and deserves his success."
Leonard, currently packing them in at the Frontier's
Circle F Lounge, says he rarely insults the audience, except in
the case of hecklers — as many a heckler has found out to
his sorrow.
"There was this heckler. It was a slow audience.
Some were half-stoned. This guy was a real pest. I said, 'I have
a terrible toothache, but compared to you it's a pleasure! I don't
know where you came from, but it's not far enough,' " explained
Jackie, master of the squelch supreme.
Leonard writes about 90 percent of his own material.
He's an avid reader of the newspapers. He gives the news a personal
twist and the result is his famous topical joke pattern that you
see onstage.
"But nothing about war, because that ain't
funny, far from it," said Leonard.
But war is about the only exclusion in Jack E.'s
barbed bag of contemporary humor.
On smoking: "Well, I finally stopped smoking
after 40 years. (He did.) "Now, I've stopped coughing in the
morning and only cough at night."
On marriage. His own. He married his present wife,
Gladys, a year and a half ago. She was then manager of the art
gallery at the Frontier Hotel. "I was looking for risqué pictures
and there she was," quips Jack, who can never resist a one-liner.
You look at Leonard and you are not likely to
confuse him with a star athlete. Which he was as a young man. His
forte: Swimming.
"I competed big time for eight years, went
to Northwestern U. on an athletic scholarship. My college education
lasted 'six consecutive months' because they found out I didn't
even know the answers to questions like they ask in the second
year of high school. In high school I didn't need to know the answers.
They used to fix my marks so I could stay on the swimming team," said
Leonard wryly.
He added: "I once swam against Johnny Weismuller.
He was so fast I haven't seen him since!"
Leonard, A trim 190-pounder in his early Chicago
days, also excelled as a Charleston dancer. And his brains were
as agile as his feet. He carried a claque with him every time he
entered a contest. They'd applaud like mad and to further insure
his winning he'd wind up his dance by doing a spectacular flip-flop. "Only
problem was I had to split my prize money with the claque and generally
wound up with peanuts," grinned Leonard.
But Jack's carefully thought-out act, if you could
call it that, caught the eye of Billy House, a top vaudeville star
of those days and he joined House's act, marking the start of a
show business career which is now in its 41st year.
Like other stars to whom I have spoken, Leonard
prefers the Vegas lounges to any main showroom. "In the main
rooms you have two problems, (a) You have to keep filling them
to justify your big salary, and (b) You have to work seven days
a week, which can be a drag," he explained.
Leonard has a contract with the Frontier running
through the end of 1972. He plays here four months a year.
At the price he commands Jack E. wouldn't have
to do another thing. But he likes to keep busy and when he closes
here he takes his act to top spots in Pittsburgh, Boston and Detroit "and
will do anyone's TV show that wants me as a guest." (He's
already made over 500 television appearances.)
Jack E. is one of a kind . . .
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